My name is Austin Dowling, and I am many things. I am a writer, a director, an actor, a photographer, a theatre-maker, an artist, and an all around derpy person.
watching spy kids: island of lost dreams aka the single most ambitious and masterful piece of modern american cinema ever created
holy shit the creature designs in this movie were NEXT FUCKING LEVEL
spy kids 2:
me, approximately age 9:
“do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created?” is probably THE hardest line of dialogue ever spoken in the history of modern film and people regularly search google for its origin just to find out steve buscemi said it in a movie about adolescent spies from 2002
it pisses me off when i get customers at my job who tell me “at least it’s FRIDAY” like..no?? it is at best my Wednesday like are you from a magical world where everybody gets a weekend? fuck you
I’m laughing bc in food and retail fridays are the beginning of the three hell days
“You guys are open on [HOLIDAY]? That’s not right!”
